Why are Mascots always funny when they are messing with people or trying to dunk a ball ?? There is nothing better than a day with a Mascot. My guilty pleasure dream job would be a Mascot. I would totally love to be in a big goofy suit and mess with people or try to pull off stupid stunts. It's always fun when they obviously have ttheir stunts go not as planned. If you were a Mascot what type would you wnat to be? What would be your gags to play on people?